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Mike Rampton is extraordinarily old, like some sort of giant mountain.

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Films

How to watch the Marvel movies in order: the definitive guide

How to watch the Marvel movies in order: the definitive guide

UPDATED: Understand the chronological order of the MCU timeline.

Entertainment

Marc Maron: how to talk to anybody

Marc Maron: how to talk to anybody

The stand-up has spoken to Presidents and rock stars

Tech

A love letter to Caps Lock, the best key

A love letter to Caps Lock, the best key

WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT IT?

TV

Tormund Giantsbane from 'Game of Thrones': what a dude

Tormund Giantsbane from 'Game of Thrones': what a dude

The massive bearded wildling is the total best

Are birthdays rubbish?

Are birthdays rubbish?

Crappy birthday to you!

Entertainment

The Lonely Island are touring, let's all move to America

The Lonely Island are touring, let's all move to America

TV

Ja Rule is putting on a festival. Oh no!

Ja Rule is putting on a festival. Oh no!

Did nobody learn anything from those documentaries?

TV

Hodor speaks (mainly about his club night but also about 'Game Of Thrones' season eight)!

Hodor speaks (mainly about his club night but also about 'Game Of Thrones' season eight)!

DJ Kristian Nairn opens up about 'Rave Of Thrones' and whether Hodor will return as a Wight

Alcohol

A loving salute to the joy of pub quizzes

A loving salute to the joy of pub quizzes

Intellectual drinking: does it get any better?

Alcohol

This age-old drinking maxim is completely false

This age-old drinking maxim is completely false

Nothing is true

TV

HBO has released a bunch of images from 'Game Of Thrones' season eight: let's overthink them

HBO has released a bunch of images from 'Game Of Thrones' season eight: let's overthink them

Do these images confirm that EVERYONE DIES?

TV

Hodor, fire and lookalikes: immersive 'Game Of Thrones'-themed club night Rave Of Thrones is coming

Hodor, fire and lookalikes: immersive 'Game Of Thrones'-themed club night Rave Of Thrones is coming

Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!

TV

A definitive guide to which minor characters from 'Game Of Thrones' will live and die in season eight

A definitive guide to which minor characters from 'Game Of Thrones' will live and die in season eight

It's not good news for Beric Dondarrion

Films

What would it actually be like to be Arnold Schwarzenegger's son-in-law?

What would it actually be like to be Arnold Schwarzenegger's son-in-law?

Good luck, Chris Pratt

TV

Everything to look out for when doing a pre-Season 8 'Game of Thrones' rewatch

Everything to look out for when doing a pre-Season 8 'Game of Thrones' rewatch

The Sand Snakes never quite panned out, did they?

TV

Why 'Red Dwarf' is the most British sitcom ever made

Why 'Red Dwarf' is the most British sitcom ever made

Entertainment

There are dogs in the 'John Wick: Chapter 3' trailer but they all seem to be OK

There are dogs in the 'John Wick: Chapter 3' trailer but they all seem to be OK

More Keanu! More amazingly-choreographed gunplay! Jerome Flynn, somehow!

Films

There's already a teaser for the just-announced 'Ghostbusters' sequel

There's already a teaser for the just-announced 'Ghostbusters' sequel

They don't hang about in Hollywood, do they?

TV

A complete newcomers' guide to 'Game Of Thrones' so even people who haven't seen it can enjoy season eight

A complete newcomers' guide to 'Game Of Thrones' so even people who haven't seen it can enjoy season eight

Why should not knowing what's going on stop you enjoying the last few episodes?

Here's when your midlife crisis is going to hit

Here's when your midlife crisis is going to hit

Start saving for a Harley!

Films

You can buy the house from 'Spaced' for a mere three & a half million quid

You can buy the house from 'Spaced' for a mere three & a half million quid

Anger. Pain. Fear. Aggression.

TV

14 movies that, absurdly, are 20 years old this year

14 movies that, absurdly, are 20 years old this year

What can you actually get away with in international waters?

What can you actually get away with in international waters?

And what does that even mean, anyway?

This is how to get rid of your Christmas tree in January

This is how to get rid of your Christmas tree in January

It's time to say goodbye, but how?

Films

"The main goal is to make the British look really bad": JK Simmons on tipping, Christmas cheer & Oscars

"The main goal is to make the British look really bad": JK Simmons on tipping, Christmas cheer & Oscars

The 'Whiplash' star has a festive chat with us

We asked Satanists to describe their perfect Christmas

We asked Satanists to describe their perfect Christmas

10 reasons why Santa Claus needs a rebrand in 2018

10 reasons why Santa Claus needs a rebrand in 2018

Santa's not built for 2018, he needs an upgrade

Food And Drink

5 good pubs that also have ghosts

5 good pubs that also have ghosts

Order your spirits with an... erm, spirit

Why swearing is flipping great

Why swearing is flipping great

It's gosh-darned brilliant!

Entertainment

'The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part' trailer is full of Pratts

'The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part' trailer is full of Pratts

Chris Pratt's new character pokes fun at his last dozen or so roles

Entertainment

When we all end up eating each other, how will we taste?

When we all end up eating each other, how will we taste?

Some sort of post-apocalyptic cannibalism scenario seems guaranteed for humanity, but what kind of flavours can we expect?

Tech

You can buy a shirt of that weird, non-existent metal band and help a good cause

You can buy a shirt of that weird, non-existent metal band and help a good cause

There's only one Threatin shirt in the UK, and whoever buys it will be helping the Sophie Lancaster Foundation

TV

There's going to be a reboot of 'The Office'... or is there?

There's going to be a reboot of 'The Office'... or is there?

Steve Carell and friends teased us with the possibility on SNL

Films

Stan Lee was working on a weird sounding new character when he died: Dirt Man

Stan Lee was working on a weird sounding new character when he died: Dirt Man

Is the world ready for the new hero, co-created by Lee's daughter?

Gaming

PlayStation may be completely changing their iconic controllers for the PS5

PlayStation may be completely changing their iconic controllers for the PS5

Sony have filed a pretty interesting patent...

Films

The late, great Stan Lee had some pretty inspiring thoughts about racism

The late, great Stan Lee had some pretty inspiring thoughts about racism

The Marvel mastermind penned some impressively progressive stuff in the '60s